“Asshole”
It might surprise you to know
I don’t care if your great-great granddaddy
Was a Confederate hero
And I don’t care if you lived Hollywood
Aw, now you’re just as enlightened as you can be
But you’re still an asshole to me
I don’t care if you quit drinking
And go to meetings twice a week
You say you’ve found your higher power
You’re so clean now you squeak
Now that you’re clear and sober
It sure is sad to see
You’re still an asshole to me
You can put an asshole through Harvard
Sit him behind the wheel of a shiny new Corvette
And send him off to charm school
Let us tell you what you get
You get a rich (very wealthy)
Charming (smooth-talking)
Educated (pretty smart)
Asshole
And you say you love your mama (watch it now, watch it, Buddy)
Well that’s good, good for you
Wouldn’t surprise me to learn
She thinks you’re a dickhead too
I don’t care if you’re a judge
On some snooty singing show on NBC
You’re still an asshole
You’re still an asshole
Like me (like me)
About Asshole
Artist: Trace Adkins
Related Songs: American Man
Album: The Way I Wanna Go
Release date: August 27, 2021
Label: Verge Records Nashville
Genres: Country music, Country
Format: 2 x CD, Album, 25th Anniversary