Phone Wallet Keys Lyrics
“Phone Wallet Keys” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) All right, Milwaukee, let’s fucking do this shit. Here we go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Here we go …
Adam Sandler
Disney Lyrics
“Disney” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) So I’ll tell you a little story about Disney World. You want to hear a true Adam Sandler Story? …
Bar Mitzvah Boy Lyrics
“Bar Mitzvah Boy” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) This is one that we don’t play that much But, uh… but I figured it’s fucking Jersey. …
Hero: Heimlich Lyrics
“Hero: Heimlich” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Ahh. We’re in a nice family restaurant Somebody’s grandma’s choking On a lamb chop There’s panic in the …
Hero: Train Lyrics
“Hero: Train” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) We’re on a runaway train The conductor had a meltdown The people in the dining car Are screaming …
Hero: Plane Lyrics
“Hero: Plane” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Okay. Just getting ready. The pilot had a heart attack The co-pilot can’t be found The people in …
Ice Cream Lady Lyrics
“Ice Cream Lady” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) I’ll take the large, please Can’t believe my eyes Sprinkles and fudge And a smelly surprise Oh, …
That’s What She Said Lyrics
“That’s What She Said” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) My little sweet daughter… the sixth grader, she comes back from school and she’s like, “All …
Basketball Lyrics
“Basketball” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) My daughter plays basketball, my nine year old. So, I go and see her play basketball, and she’s a …
9:30 Lyrics
“9:30” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) You love your kids more than anything on the planet until like 9 – 30 at night. And then …
Kid’s Play Lyrics
“Kid’s Play” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) All right, I’m gonna play guitar a little bit for you. My kid’s only got one line in …
Dick Pic Lyrics
“Dick Pic” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) I did my first dick pic, everybody. [cheering] Thank you. A dick pick is… that’s a weird thing to do. …
Asswipe Lyrics
“Asswipe” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) That was fun. Are you ever wiping yourself, uh, back there… You’re wiping up pretty good, and then you …