Shower Lyrics
“Shower” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Here we go. Yeah. Shoop! [cheering] ([woman:] I love you!) I am a grown man [laughter] Pissing in the shower in my …
Adam Sandler
Grandma Died Lyrics
“Grandma Died” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Grandma died Grandma died Grandma died today How are …
101 Lyrics
“101” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) My wife’s grandmother turned… she turned 101 years old, which is nice, 101 years old. – [cheers and applause] – That’s …
4:30 Lyrics
“4:30” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) You ever… How about the times you wake up… Ever wake up like 4: 30 in the morning and …
Books Lyrics
“Books” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) He’s not. Leave him alone. Get the fucking lights off of him. He seems like a decent man. [laughter] Sorry. I …
Everywhere Lyrics
“Everywhere” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Okay, here we go. One is a little guy hiding in a tree Two are together And they’re swimming …
Rake Lyrics
“Rake” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) I always get these emails from the kids’ school that I’ve got to come in. “It’s Terrific Tuesday… Make …
Marriage Mystery Lyrics
“Marriage Mystery” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Marriage is good, guys. Marriage is good. You’ll like it one day if you’re not married. You just …
Wrong Lyrics
“Wrong” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Are there married folks out there tonight? Married folks. [Cheering] I love it. Okay, this is for you guys. …
Mini-Golf Lyrics
“Mini-Golf” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Do you ever play miniature golf with your daughter and you’re tied on the 18th hole? [laughter] And in the middle …
Know A Guy Lyrics
“Know A Guy” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Okay, here comes a song. More dancing. [cheering] Yeah, let’s hear you, Ohio Ohio Yes, sir. Here we …
Diabetes Lyrics
“Diabetes” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Oh, yes. Oh, cotton candy making me randy Multicolored lolli… What the hell happened? I fucked it up. No! …
Uber Driver Lyrics
“Uber Driver” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Come on, right That’s right, feel that shit Unh, right Come on, Daddy Join in on this motherfucker …