Mr. Slo Mo Lyrics
“Mr. Slo Mo” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Uh, this one is kind of a Bee Gee-esque tune. Kind of a… You like the Bee …
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Rescue Animals Lyrics
“Rescue Animals” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Did you ever have a friend who rescues too many animals and, like, never can do anything? “Hey, …
Flip Lyrics
“Flip” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) My whole life, I always wanted to be able to do a flip. Wouldn’t that be great? I was …
Safe Word Lyrics
“Safe Word” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) My wife and I, we fool around pretty hardcore. We go at a pretty good. It’s fun. You …
Alcoholic Lawyer Lyrics
“Alcoholic Lawyer” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) My hands are shaking My heart’s beating fast I’m sweating through my cheap suit How much longer can …
Baby Hi Lyrics
“Baby Hi” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) You ever walking down the street and you say hi to a baby? And, uh… And the baby …
Heated Toilet Seat Lyrics
“Heated Toilet Seat” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) I went to my friend’s house and he had a heated toilet seat. I sat on his …
Daddy’s Beard Lyrics
“Daddy’s Beard” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Daddy shaved his beard today Mustache and sideburns went away Daddy’s lips are really small Doesn’t have a …
Lotion Lyrics
“Lotion” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) My wife’s always putting lotion on my face. Don’t you put a lot of lotion on your face out …
Oh No: Hollywood Lyrics
“Oh No: Hollywood” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Oh, no Oh, no Oh, no, no, no, no, no Oh, no God no My mother’s friend …
Shoes Off / Socks Off Lyrics
“Shoes Off / Socks Off” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) You ever go over to somebody’s house and, uh… you ring the doorbell and the …
Grandma’s Roommate Lyrics
“Grandma’s Roommate” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Oh, Grandma’s roommate Why do you talk so much? [Laughter] Don’t you know I came to the nursing …
Tesla Lyrics
“Tesla” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Fuck those cars. You should… [cheers and applause] I have one. I have an electric car. But at least I have …