Electric Car Lyrics
“Electric Car” (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) It was the perfect day You had the sweetest smile You were my only way Yeah, we were …
Adam Sandler
Stan The Man Lyrics
n thirty-five in Brooklyn, NY Son of Anna and Phil At nineteen years old he married my mother Judy And immediately paid his first …
Whore! Where Are You?! Lyrics
“Whore! Where Are You?!” Whore! You get out here! You hear me? You get your whore ass out here! Whore?! I don’t need this …
Calling Home Lyrics
“Calling Home” I’m okay at basketball… baseball was more my thing… Well, uh, I think they have a pickup game goin’ on at 10 …
The Mule Session Lyrics
“The Mule Session” My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean My sister’s …
Best Friend Lyrics
“Best Friend” When I’m at the bus stop and you drive by in your mom’s car You tell me the bus already left Cause …
The Boss And The Secretary Lyrics
“The Boss And The Secretary” Louise? Yes, sir? I want ya in here right now! I’ll be right in. Damn straight you’ll be right …
Secret Lyrics
“Secret” There’s something I know That no one else does You want me to tell you what it is? But if I did that …
The Mayor Of Pussytown Lyrics
“The Mayor Of Pussytown” Yo it’s 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya’ll real pussies ya’ll ain’t seen shit yet eh yo man …
Creepin’ On The Mayor Lyrics
“Creepin’ On The Mayor” Oh, shit, is that them crazy fucks from across town? They didn’t see me, did they? Fuck it, they headin …
Pibb Tries The Skateboarding Lyrics
“Pibb Tries The Skateboarding” Alright, Mr. Pibb, those kneepads on tight enough? Snug as a bug in a rug playin Dig Dug, my friend! …
Gay Robot Lyrics
“Gay Robot” Pass the fuckin ball! What an idiot! Fuck it, I’m gonna go get another beer. You guys want one? Alright… Two Please! …
The Amazing Willy Wanker Lyrics
“The Amazing Willy Wanker” When I was just a little wee lad I hopped on the lap of my dear old dad Something jumped …