Inner Voice Lyrics
“Inner Voice” I’m happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I’m not as hairy as my sister is Got …
Adam Sandler
The Chanukah Song, Part II Lyrics
“The Chanukah Song, Part II” Put on your yarmulka Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of …
Cool Guy 4 Lyrics
“Cool Guy 4” [Sean on the phone with a call-girl.] [SEAN:] What’s your name, baby? [GIRL #4:] Desiree. [SEAN:] Ohh, what a nice name for a nice …
The Champion Lyrics
“The Champion” [Donald:] Welcome back on this glorious sunday afternoon for the final round of the Enbuary classic. The legendary Champion is now approaching the …
She Comes Home To Me Lyrics
“She Comes Home To Me” Though I have been a fool for love I have finally made my score I got a girl, and …
Cool Guy 3 Lyrics
“Cool Guy 3” [Sean pouring champagne] [SEAN:] Yeah. Yeah. That’s right. Baby I have to tell you, you looking unbelievably delicious laying there. [GIRL #3:] Oh …
Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot) Lyrics
“Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot)” He said he’d be here at seven The clock just hit 7:22 It’s too cold outside To …
Cool Guy 2 Lyrics
“Cool Guy 2” [The Sounds of waves crashing] [SEAN:] This is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such …
The Peeper Lyrics
“The Peeper” [singers:] The Peeper, The Peeper, whats goin’ through his head? woah! [Leaves rusteling] [Peeper:] Climin’ the tree. slowly. quietly. lookin’ for next branch. found …
7 Foot Man Lyrics
“7 Foot Man” We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax I’m the 7 foot …
Cool Guy 1 Lyrics
“Cool Guy 1” [SEAN:] Ooh baby, you looking good. [GIRL:] Thanks sean. [SEAN:] you got it going on strong, baby. Skin so soft and hair so right. …
Hot Water Burn Baby Lyrics
“Hot Water Burn Baby” [Father:] Well Ryan, tomorrow’s a big day. Your mom’s coming home from the hospital with your new baby sister. [Ryan:] baby sister …
Red Hooded Sweatshirt Lyrics
“Red Hooded Sweatshirt” My mom bought you when I was just 13, the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. She got an extra large …