“Cool Guy 1”
[GIRL:] Thanks sean.
[SEAN:] you got it going on strong, baby. Skin so soft and hair so right.
[GIRL:] I think you’re nice too, sean.
[SEAN:] Let me take off this shirt of yours and see that beauty mama has given you. [taking off her clothes]– Ohh, so fine so right.
[GIRL:] Oh sean, you’re so silly.
[SEAN:] What’s going on with these little silk panties, baby? Slowly, slide them to the ground. [taking down her panties] (Gasps) yeah, baby yeah. That’s what I’m talking about.
[GIRL:] It’s my turn sean. Let me take down your pants. [begins to unzip his pants]
[SEAN:] Is that what you want to do baby? Why don’t you put those soft sweet hands on my Jimmi-jamma.
[GIRL:] …On your what?
[SEAN:] On my– on my manhood,… baby.
[GIRL:] No wait a minute did you say “Jimmer Jammer” before?
[SEAN:] Well I– I guess I did, I–
[GIRL:] [beginning to gather all her clothes] I got to go.
[SEAN:] No, no, you sure about this, baby?!
[GIRL:] Yeah, later King Jimmer Jammer. [leaves]
[SEAN:] Yeah, Cause I’ll… Cause I’ll call you. Damn!!! Walking out all naked and shit.
[THE END]
About Cool Guy 1
Artist: Adam Sandler
Related Songs: Hot Water Burn Baby
Album: Stan And Judy’s Kid
Released: September 21, 1999
Genre: Comedy
Length: 75:20
Label: Warner Bros.
Producer: Brooks Arthur, Adam Sandler, L. Mo Weber