“Hero: Heimlich”
(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack)
We’re in a nice family restaurant
Somebody’s grandma’s choking On a lamb chop
There’s panic in the air As Nana’s face turns blue
The busboy screams in Spanish “What the fuck do we do?”
We need a hero who’s gonna do it
We need a hero To clean out her windpipe
We need a hero Who’s down with Heimlich
We need a hero to save the day, yeah
So I slap my napkin down on the table
And I get a fucking standing ovation
Another guy gets up And says he’s a doctor
I say, “Sit the fuck down I got this shit”
Then I wrap my arms Around Grandma’s chest
And I look her grandkids Deep in the eyes
Then right away… [laughs]
Then right away I break all her ribs
Because I don’t know what I’m doing
Grandma! [cheers and applause]
What the fuck was that? After every joke… [plays guitar]
About Hero: Heimlich
Artist: Adam Sandler
Related Songs: Hero: Train
Album: 100% Fresh
Release date: 2019
Format: CD, Album
Style: Comedy
Genre: Non-Music
Avg Rating: — / 5