“I Want My Rib Back”
How the Lord made a woman for companionship.
And the first thing she did,
Was take a bite of that forbidden fruit.
Well, I guess we’ll be paying till the end of time,
At least that’s how it is with that woman of mine.
Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back.
Now this is wrong and, baby, that ain’t right.
And I’m working tryin’ to please that woman day and night.
She’s never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can.
Somethin’s got a change honey, I’m gonna leave.
I won’t let evolution gonna make a monkey out of me,
Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back.
There’s been a hole in wallet and a pain in my side,
Ever since I made that girl my blushing bride.
Her daddy calls her angel,
And her momma calls her three times a night.
Her cousins on my sofa, her sister’s got my car,
Her brother’s drink my liquor like my house was a bar,
Oh Lord, well, I think I want my rib back.
Now this is wrong and, baby, that ain’t right.
And I’m working tryin’ to please that woman day and night.
She’s never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can.
Somethin’s got a change honey, I’m gonna leave.
I won’t let evolution gonna make a monkey out of me,
Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back.
Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back.
About Kenny Chesney Lyrics
Artist: Kenny Chesney
Related songs: In My Wildest Dreams Lyrics
Album: In My Wildest Dreams
Release date: April 19, 1994
Label: Capricorn Records
Born: March 26, 1968 (age 54 years), Knoxville, Tennessee, United States
Songwriting partners: David Lee Murphy, Mac McAnally, MORE
Awards: Country Music Association Award for Entertainer of the Year, MORE
Nominations: Country Music Association Award for Entertainer of the Year, MORE
Genre: Country music, Country rock, Neotraditional country, Country